So you like the to break the rules, huh?

Good, we do too — in a good way. In the we-will-not-be-the-same-old-run-of-the-mill-web-design-company that a lot of you have come to expect. We should be hauled off to jail this instant for all the rules we are breaking!

• We put your needs ABOVE ours. It is our top priority that your website is successful (read: More dinero for the owners!), and we’ll do whatever it takes.
• We are all ears — Dumbo-size ears to be exact. We understand you know how you’d like your brand to be portrayed. We will ask a few questions, listen to your answers, and design and execute the best possible plan for your business’s website.
• We won’t bore you with all that technical jargon; we think it’s pretty safe to assume you already know we’re a bunch of nerds who know what we’re doing.
• We have the best customer service out of any other web design company in the universe! We are here for you, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week (just like your website!). If in the event we are not at our computers (fat chance!), we have our nifty smart phones on us at all times that can handle a lot of situations.
• » We might get thrown in the mental ward for this one: We offer a 100% no fuss money back guarantee. Not impressed with your website? Let us know and like magic* everything will go back to the way it was: money refunded and the site disappears. *Our wizards have never been used before, we’re just that good. Oh and this is the only asterisk you’ll see about this money back guarantee.